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Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence Review

So here we are again. The Human Centipede. Before I go in, here’s the TLDR version for you people… this movie is black and white except for one color, brown, used only when shit is on the screen. Well, human shit. With this movie there’s constantly shit on the screen but filming it in sepia would be a bit more work so let’s bin that idea.

Let’s backtrack a little. The first film seemed to divide people into 3 sections:

People that had no desire to see a movie about people being sewn ass to mouth (most people fall into this box here)
People who saw it and hated it
People who saw it based on hype about how gross it was and were disappointed (I fall into this box)
Most people I know didn’t just stumble upon this movie. It spread like wildfire because of the insane premise of chaining 3 people together ass to mouth. The Human Centipede was getting “grossest movie ever” hype when it first hit the scene so people like myself flocked to it to see if it delivered. I am one of those people and it did not deliver. I haven’t heard anyone who thought the first film was the grossest film they’ve ever seen. The reason is it showed very, very little. It left everything to the imagination. Scenes about feces were especially glossed over almost in an attempt to make the film more accessible.

Since the release of the first film it’s hype has been completely destroyed and raped by A Serbian Film (read my review of A Serbian Film here) and it does deserve that hype. Maybe not grossest film ever but definitely most fucked up I have seen. However the first film still had some charm to it. I enjoyed the almost porn-star level acting of the main girls and the over the top Rutger Hauer-esque doctor. I mean who didn’t laugh when he was yelling “FEED HER~!” over and over? That was a good chuckle!

From here on, I’m going into spoiler territory of these films. Not that any major plot twists happen… they are shallow movies that could be written on a napkin. But warning anyway.

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