Brandon Pence

Award Winning, Internationally published Digital Artist

shock treatment

The other day I was having a rather delightful conversation with a friend of mine about the concept of “shock.” Not in the extremely painful “put your bellend in Lord Rayden’s hand” way, either. We were discussing the ever annoying trend of how shocking people seems to be a goal these days.

It seems every few months some new internet video, movie, musician, artist, etc. tries to shock the world into paying attention to them. But why? What’s the goal? That’s where we are going to end up but first a little backstory.

I, like many people my age, are children of the internet. I am also a part of this sub-section of people that seem to enjoy being shocked. Telling me a horror film is the grossest film of all time is virtually begging me to watch it. You know my type; the person in the office who, when everyone else is freaking out over the latest 2girls1cup video is found sitting at their desk eye rolling that people are shocked by this shit (cwutididthar?). Quite simply: there exists a type of person now that is incredibly desensitized to horrific and disgusting things.

WE are the targets of these shock campaigns: not you. Allow me to explain.

The average person (let’s call them Poncey) isn’t exposed to websites like 4chan. Poncey has never heard of The Human Centipede or goatse. Poncey is easy to shock. There is no reason to one-up the fucked up shit of yesterday if you are targeting Poncey. Poncey is shocked by the average PG-13 horror film trailer.

People like Tom Six (the director of The Human Centipede) target people like me… they want to be Christ figures to a niche market. The most fucked up of the fucked up. They are attracted to the challenge of offending the most jaded, numb people alive.

For what purpose though? Is shocking people a good idea? Is there merit to it, or is it a simple flash in the pan? Is it just a quick 15 minutes of fame (or shame in some cases)? This is where the discussion get’s fun.

Shock for the sake of shock is pointless to me. Doing something disgusting to your body to shock me is easy but does nothing in the long run. If your goal is to simply make me think “man that guy was a fucking idiot” 3 years from the time I see your video (like 1 guy 1 jar) then by all means, shock me because that’s all your going to get from me in that regard. I will buy the ticket and take the ride but there will be no return.

peta campaign

However I do think shock can be used as a very, very intelligent tool if used properly. To a degree I think one of the most successful organizations in terms of productive shocking is PETA. Whether it’s disgusting, fucked up pictures of animals or naked women covering their bodies with their hands, they manage to produce a concise and clear message with their shock. They get your attention and then they slap you with some message. That is productive shock and exactly the way shock should be used. Whether I agree with PETA’s politics or not is irrelevant and by no means am I taking a stand as pro-PETA or anything; I’m simply saying I can appreciate an intelligently put together plan/message regardless of whether I agree with it’s message or not.

passion of the christ

To an extent Mel Gibson accomplished a similar successful campaign with The Passion of the Christ. While I felt the movie was a bit of tripe, it did shock this country into having an almost renewal of faith. Of course now everyone knows he is (and has always been) a complete tosser and the anti-semitism of the movie was insane, it still accomplished what I believe his goal was: to shock people into believing. Where Gibson failed was the aftermath and this is where virtually all “shock” artists fail horribly.

marilyn manson

Marilyn Manson is a perfect example to me of a fail shock artist. I know a lot of my friends are going to read that and shit bricks but hear me out… I love Marilyn Manson’s music, persona, everything about him except the shock. I truly think his most recent album, The High End of Low, is one of his best albums minus the 2 shock tracks. I mean come on, who didn’t read the song title “Arma-Goddamn-Motha-Fucking-Geddon” and eye roll? I’m surprised the record label even let that out. I woulda axe’d that shit from jump and told his ass “you’re not in high school anymore dude; stick with the substance.”

And that is where virtually all shock artists fail: substance.

Let’s stick with Manson for a minute. Marilyn Manson, without a doubt, had everyone’s attention in 1996. When he released Antichrist Superstar, he had the entire world in the palm of his hand. Everyone knew his name. I remember schools banned kids from wearing his shirts on campus; he was a fucking threat. Antichrist Superstar is a badass album as well; arguably one of the best and most important albums of the 1990′s. It effectively took the movement Nirvana started and crucified it.

So once the world was paying attention to him ready to hear whatever he had to say… what did he say? NOT A FUCKING THING. He was on every news station nightly and what did he do with this publicity? Nothing. Fuck all. He pissed it away. He wasted it all by trying to be a vague, ambiguous mystery person. My guess is he thought this would keep people interested in him; a constant search to find out who Marilyn Manson is or what he is about. It did the opposite. “Oh you’ve got nothing to say? Alright then. Ktxhbai.”

Nowadays he tries very hard to get back to that same level of importance; singing songs like “We’re From America” in hopes someone will be shocked and offended and pay attention to him but guess what? You had your chance, man. You could have changed things but you did nothing with the power you had. No one cares anymore; focus on your art, not trying to become a cultural icon again. We get it. You don’t dig Jesus. Right on. Got anything else to say? Then sit the fuck down. Oh and by art I mean music, not the watercolors. While I know a lot of people who are fans of his paintings but I simply see it all as “trying too hard.”

lady gaga

A more modern example is Lady GaGa. To me, she did the exact same thing Marilyn Manson has done but in a much less polarizing way. After The Fame Monster came out she was everywhere; she was #1 fucking everywhere. So then it comes time for her follow up album and I expected something with depth. Something with substance. I truly feel it did not deliver; it’s a good album don’t get me wrong (well, it’s okay, not as good as The Fame Monster) but she said nothing. Did nothing with this attention. GaGa fans can tell me all day how her songs are about a seemingly infinite amount of scenarios but listen… I’m an artist. I have heard artists bullshit the meanings behind something when asked. I get it. You can make anything about anything if you want to, especially when you’re talking to sycophants.

Very similar to Marilyn Manson she can go on any talk show in the world at any time and say whatever she wants and be heard so what does she do? Fuck all.

I know she is seen as some sort of LGBT icon and I think her shows and music are fantastic support for that cause; however I think she still tip toes the line of “saying what I want” and “saying what will sell.” She doesn’t draw any lines in the sand. She’s a diet version of Marilyn Manson; half the shock, but the same amount of substance. Yeah, I know Lady GaGa pulls her albums from chains that are notoriously anti-LGBT but is that really a big step in a world where downloads count for far more sales than actual pressed CD’s? I know it’s fun to see her as a rebel taking a stand but really think about how big of a difference that makes in the long run; especially considering Lady GaGa, not Target, went bankrupt. Just sayin’.

The problem is I don’t think these individuals had plans. The goal was to get attention; they never worried about what to do once they got it.

a serbian film

What is currently considered by most hardcore shock-fans as the most shocking and disturbing film ever made is A Serbian Film. I have written at great length about this film already on this website so I will skip over details; however I will say that the creators of the film claim it is about the following:

From Wikipedia:

In another interview Spasojević is quoted as saying “my shocking ‘A Serbian Film’ exposes the fascism of political correctness”. On the question of whether the violence depicted deals with Serbian soldiers and war crimes that they have committed, Spasojević answers: “‘Srpski Film’ does not touch upon war themes, but in a metaphorical way deals with the consequences of postwar society and a man that is exploited to the extreme in the name of securing the survival of his family”

To that… all I have to say is “yeah but… no.” While this may have been some sort of intended message from jump the film hardly conveys this message well. I don’t think the average viewer will walk away with any resemblance of that message in their mind. I do stand by it being the most shocking film I have ever seen, though. If you’re up for a wild ride I recommend it but it’s substance is actually more on how well the production is. The lighting and acting are incredible; but the message, the aftertaste you experience once the credits roll is not a feeling of message or substance. The film does end on this “society is a vicious cycle” message but sometimes I think the shock can steal the spotlight from the actual point and A Serbian Film is guilty of this.

In conclusion I truly believe shocking people can be a good thing. It’s a weapon and in the right hands it can bring about change but when used as simply a means to get attention without any sort of plan… it’s worthless.

If you want my attention I will give it to you but you better do something meaningful once you have it.

the human centipede 2 poster

So here we are again. The Human Centipede. Before I go in, here’s the TLDR version for you people… this movie is black and white except for one color, brown, used only when shit is on the screen. Well, human shit. With this movie there’s constantly shit on the screen but filming it in sepia would be a bit more work so let’s bin that idea.

Let’s backtrack a little. The first film seemed to divide people into 3 sections:

  • People that had no desire to see a movie about people being sewn ass to mouth (most people fall into this box here)
  • People who saw it and hated it
  • People who saw it based on hype about how gross it was and were disappointed (I fall into this box)

Most people I know didn’t just stumble upon this movie. It spread like wildfire because of the insane premise of chaining 3 people together ass to mouth. The Human Centipede was getting “grossest movie ever” hype when it first hit the scene so people like myself flocked to it to see if it delivered. I am one of those people and it did not deliver. I haven’t heard anyone who thought the first film was the grossest film they’ve ever seen. The reason is it showed very, very little. It left everything to the imagination. Scenes about feces were especially glossed over almost in an attempt to make the film more accessible.

Since the release of the first film it’s hype has been completely destroyed and raped by A Serbian Film (read my review of A Serbian Film here) and it does deserve that hype. Maybe not grossest film ever but definitely most fucked up I have seen. However the first film still had some charm to it. I enjoyed the almost porn-star level acting of the main girls and the over the top Rutger Hauer-esque doctor. I mean who didn’t laugh when he was yelling “FEED HER~!” over and over? That was a good chuckle!

From here on, I’m going into spoiler territory of these films. Not that any major plot twists happen… they are shallow movies that could be written on a napkin. But warning anyway.

So when I heard they were making a sequel I was curious how… the first film ends with the badass doctor dying. How can they make a sequel then? Then I heard the premise and thought it was a very smart approach. It’s about a fan of the first film who decides to do it for real. I love movies that break the fourth wall. My favorite “Nightmare on Elm Street” movie aside from the first is A New Nightmare because of it’s approach to mixing “real” people with fictional characters.

Then I began hearing the hype machine again; that Human Centipede 2 would pull no punches and be far more graphic than the first film. The twisted fucking pile of filth the first film promised to be; NOW it would deliver. Tom Six announced the film would be in black and white and I was incredibly disappointed with that call: it’s not that I have a thing against black and white films. Hell, Angel-A is one of my favorite movies of all time. However I think when you are going for gross out gore… color helps. Good color, at least. We’ve all seen the neon red blood of B-movies and laughed but when color is done right, it can make something gross so much grosser.

But okay, it’s independent film and I’d rather it be black and white than be poorly colored, so okay, I’m down still.

Finally today I sat down to watch it and man… what a let down.

the human centipede 2

They tried very hard to be grosser and gorier, obviously putting the budget of the film into special effects but in doing so, they sacrificed the rest of the film. The centipede isn’t even attempted until the 1 hour mark. The movie is only 80 minutes long!

Everything before the Centipede is way longer than it needs to be and has no depth or meaning. Meaningless scenes of him randomly killing people (instead of collecting people for his centipede…?). He must kill 10+ people not even including the centipede people. It’s just mindless and shallow. They try to incorporate some subplot about sexual deviation but it goes nowhere. None of this movie goes anywhere. It’s a movie without purpose or message.

There is some HILARIOUSLY AWFUL FILM MAKING here, folks. My favorite is a scene where his mother walks into his room to try and kill him. She stabs the bed with the knife multiple times and begins sobbing, thinking she killed her son. He walks in and turns the light on, she stares at him and then he lays down on the bed where she was stabbing and closes his eyes. She then slits her wrists and walks to the end of the bed, picks up a collage book he had made from images of the first film, and they argue about it.

Yes. You read that right. I didn’t fuck that up. She slits her wrists then they argue over a book.

the human centipede 2

the human centipede 2

Does she bleed to death? Naw. In fact the movie seems to forget she even sliced her arteries open the minute she touches the book. No, I’m not making this shit up.

I SAW IT! I WAS THERE!

It set out to be grosser than the first film but all it really did was put more fecal matter in it. The rest of the effects (even the mouth/asshole effect) are down WAY worse and way lazier than they were in the first film. EVERYTHING TOOK A STEP BACK TO GET SHIT IN THE FILM. LITERALLY.

the human centipede 2

Literally what they felt was the most important thing to the film


However the last 15 minutes are just flat out hilarious. I will try my best to remember it at all.

First you have a woman who is pregnant (previously she was “dead”) get up and run out the front door. Dude goes after her, she locks herself in a car and delivers the baby. Just pushes it out on the floor board of the car. She then turns the car on and, with him trying to break the window, steps on her baby to hit the gas pedal.

the human centipede 2

forget hybrids; this car is powered by newborn!

A girl then knocks the guy down, puts a funnel in his asshole and puts a centipede in this shitpipe.

Yeah this movie went all over the place…

It went there.

Anyways I say skip it. However if you had any morbid curiosity about it, here you go. It’s all here. Enjoy.

I just finished watching the latest installment in the RE series, “Afterlife” and I have to say… after Resident Evil 3, I didn’t think they could make a shittier movie. Good game guys… you did.

I’ve had problems with the RE film series from the get go. They were handed a license to print money if they just followed the game storyline and canon. I’m not saying the RE game storylines are epic masterpieces of story telling; but they’re at least stories. It was clear since the first Resident Evil film the direction the series would head. The series has nothing to do with story or even survival horror, the genre Resident Evil the game created.

Instead it’s nothing but “cool” scenes of absolutely dismal wire work, CGI and acting with zombies in it.

The story has dissolved into an unintelligible mess especially if you are familiar with the games at all. You’ve got monsters from RE5 but then you’ve got Wesker and Claire involved. It’s all so… random.

It doesn’t even qualify as fan service really since there’s nothing else going for the film.

They did finally kill my biggest complaint with Resident Evil 2 onward and that was Jedi Alice. I remember seeing RE2 in the movie theatre and in the end when she looks at the camera and causes the security guards nose to bleed I outloud proclaimed “Are you fucking kidding me?!”

Think of it like playing Resident Evil the game with Gameshark. It’s not scary when you know anything you encounter, you will pwn with no effort. It’s not scary when Alice is put in dangerous situations because she can inexplicably send out Force Shockwaves and destroy the Earth. Yes, she does that shit in this film.

However in the beginning they graciously execute all of the Alice clones, go to great detail to explain we now only have one real Alice and then they remove her of her powers. Thank. Christ.

It doesn’t do shit though. The rest of the film is the same. She’s still a fucking ninja and seems to not feel pain at all.

The movie also solves no issues or makes any progress whatsoever in the story arc. RE3 had a wasteland of a world and survivors trying to band together or find this magical place where protection existed (hey, it worked for 28 Days Later… but they didn’t have dual sword wielding ninjas) and in the end of this film… we’re in the same place. So what happens in this movie?

People shoot things, flip around on painfully obvious wires, say corny one liners and no one ever dies and there’s no consequence to anything.

My favorite addition though is her shotguns. Oh and just a side note, every single weapon in this film is dual wielded. From pistols, machine guns, shotguns to swords; why? Because 2 is always better than one! AMIRITE! Her shotguns though shoot coins for absolutely no reason. I guess this is supposed to show us how fucked up the world has become where she is making her own ammo out of discarded currency? They never show or explain that though. Maybe it’s an anti-American allegory that American business destroy the world? Naw, it’s a Paul Anderson movie. Get real.

So all it ends up doing is anytime she shoots someone they explode into a cloud of quarters.

Like in Scott Pilgrim.

All in all… I wish I could have just watched Scott Pilgrim instead.

Fuck this movie. Fuck this series. I’m out.