Tekken Movie Thoughts…

19.08.2010 Posted by: brandon in Movies

tekken-movie-logoI recently had the chance to catch a sneak peek at the new Tekken film based on the video games.

First off, I am a huge fan of the video games. I’ve always enjoyed fighting games and Tekken has been one of my favorites (along with Soul Caliber, Guilty Gear X and Mortal Kombat… and of course, KILLER INSTINCT~!)

However I have never been so into the games that I learned every characters backstory. I’ve always found the story aspect of the Tekken games to be a disjointed mess of “neat” cut scenes with fighting and explosions that have very little actual merit or story.

So going into the Tekken movie, I didn’t expect much. I figured it would be absolutely terrible but I ended up enjoying it. I wouldn’t watch it again but for a single viewing it was kind of cool to see the characters I’ve controlled digitally for years come to life and fight one another.

My favorite characters were always Eddy Gordo, Yoshimitsu, Lei Wulong and Jin Kazama.

Lei Wulong is nowhere to be found in the film at all, however the rest are in there and are amazingly accurate to their in game counterparts.

eddy-gordo-tekken-movieEddy Gordo is simply perfect in the film. The actor (who is also in the completely win Mortal Kombat Rebirth short film…) is amazing in this role. He moves exactly like Eddy Gordo and at times it’s rather impressive to realize you’re watching a real person doing this shit.

The movie puts a very large focus on Raven which I found a bit odd because I’ve never known anyone who played as him mainly. But there you go.

The movie definitely looks and feels like Tekken. The lighting is rather interesting for a fighting movie and takes a much more industrial approach to everything than the Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat movies did.

There are also so “super powers” or anything.

The movie takes the Mortal Kombat Rebirth approach to the acting as well by hiring martial artists instead of actors. This keeps the acting bar pretty low and the action bar high but the movie does a good job of hiding their weaknesses. The movie is hardly non-stop fighting but it has decent enough actors for the people who have to act. Characters who only have 5 or 10 lines aren’t the best actors but it works.

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There are lots of wide shots like this which help keep the feel of the video game intact. The color scheme is also very accurate to the games and everything is overly saturated and hyper realistic.

The story focuses mainly on Jin Kazama and the murder of his mother. He joins the Iron Fist tournament to get a shot at Heihachi (played by the dude who played Shang Tsung in the Mortal Kombat film…). The story is simple enough to work. Typical revenge movie with no twists or shocks but in a movie like this, you didn’t anticipate a deep story.

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The actor who plays Jin does a good enough job and the outfit/fighting style is very accurate to the film. None of his lightning abilities are ever touched on and I remembered his tattoo slightly bigger, but it works. They even try to explain his red gloves (although the person who gave them to him seemed totally fucking irrelevant and serves only to move the fighting scenes along) but they did try.

Heihachi never actually fights. Or wears his pimp wooden shoes. Both of those things were rather disappointing actually.

One thing I actually didn’t like about the film was the changing of the Jack character. Rather than Jack being a big, robotic brute… they changed the Jack’s to these masked robotic ninjas. It makes sense budget wise that they couldn’t have the Jack’s but I think they could have found some sort of compromise. They are enough explosions in the film that some of them could have been sacrificed to have the Jack’s in my eyes. At the very least if you can’t have the Jack’s, don’t call the ninja guys Jack’s. Just drop the Jack idea altogether, don’t try to tell me those fence mask wearing ninjas are Jack.

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Yoshimitsu is great in the film although they never touch on his robotic traits. In fact the film goes to great lengths to explain that no robotics or artificial enhancements are allowed in the tournament. However, Bryan Fury has his robotics in the film and is plainly obvious. I mean, he gets kicked square in the face in one scene and doesn’t even flinch. His wounds heal during the fight. How they justify this doesn’t make sense and it really doesn’t make sense that they ignored Yoshimitsu’s robotic traits with that information.

But.. he fights like Yoshimitsu otherwise.

He does give reason to one of my bigger problems with the film; armed combat. Yoshimitsu has always had his sword however he was perfectly good without it. In the film, they arm his enemies so the fights are weapon based fights. Then to keep with this, they have another totally fucking irrelevant weapon fight with Bryan Fury.

It would have made more sense to me to have Kazama disarm Yoshimitsu and then continue the fight unarmed rather than arm Kazama. They also give Bryan Fury a silly ass chain wrapped in razor wire that seems incredibly out of place.

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In short, I liked the film. It’s not great by any means but the style of the film is pretty cool and the characters are fairly accurate. There are a few silly scenes but in fighting game movies, I think we all expect a little stupidity.

If you get a chance to see it, check it out. It’s not a bad way to kill 2 hours.

Oh and for all you haters out there who hate on people who play as Eddy Gordo… in the words of Spoony… I AM THE LORD OF TEKKEN AND I WILL AIR JUGGLE YOU ASS~!!!!!!!!!

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Thoughts…

14.08.2010 Posted by: brandon in Movies

Wow.

It was actually better than I anticipated.

I expected it to be good but it really did meet and exceed every expectation I had.

I don’t want to say too much because I don’t want to spoil anything in it but definitely check it out if you get a chance. I will be seeing it again for sure and buying it on DVD. In comparison to the similar film Kick Ass, I would say Scott Pilgrim Vs The World exceeded it in every way… and I loved Kick Ass.

You can hear some thoughts from me and fellow designer Todd Stevenson over at Todd Stevenson’s blog.

Be sure to check it out.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Tonight!

13.08.2010 Posted by: brandon in Movies

That’s right. Tonight. 9:45PM at the Rave Motion Pictures in Destin, FL.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.

I used to read the comics though I was never an avid, “every issue” follower. I’ve only been that way with Spawn, The Sandman and Sin City really.

However I have always loved the premise; taking everyones experience “competing” with their significant others ex and manifesting that competition in a literal form.

Humans are creatures of existence based knowledge.

We “know” what we see. We judge by what we know. Our relationships are often judged on 2 standards:

  • What Hollywood has taught us. That the good guy always ends up with the girl. That relationships always work. That love is eternal.
  • What we experience. That often times, you don’t get the person you want and if you do, sometimes its shit.

When we get into relationships we relate our current experiences in the relationship to the 2 above criteria.

“Well my ex was a whore and that means this girl will be with me forever, thats how it works. Have to learn to love, its better to love and lost than never to have loved, etc.”

Scott Pilgrim takes this idea of always being compared to the past and manifests it in a literal form. Where you have to prove you’re not your significant others ex, that you don’t share their bad habits, that you’re “better” than them, Scott Pilgrim steps in and makes it literal; you prove you’re better than them by defeating them. In combat~!

I can’t wait to see it. The style of the film looks absolutely incredible. I love the mix of video game themes and graphics with real life and can’t wait to see how it plays out in the film. I will totally cheer if there is a Killer Instinct style ULTRA COMBOOOOO or even a C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR thrown in.

I’ll post my thoughts after the film. But first… Royal Orchid Thai in Sandestin, FL!

The Yes Men Fix The World

25.07.2010 Posted by: brandon in Movies

I highly recommend downloading this movie. It’s free and it is a brilliant film that explores not only the mentality of big businesses but ways to fix problems in this world and approaches big businesses should take.

What it’s about…

From Vodo

THE YES MEN FIX THE WORLD is a screwball true story about two gonzo political activists who, posing as top executives of giant corporations, lie their way into big business conferences and pull off the world’s most outrageous pranks. This peer-to-peer special edition of the film is unique: it is preceded by an EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of the Yes Men impersonating the United States Chamber of Commerce. Because the Yes Men are being sued for this stunt, p2p is the only way that this film will get seen. Please spread the word!

[Rec]2

21.07.2010 Posted by: brandon in Movies

My friend loaned me a copy of [Rec]2 on DVD awhile ago and I just now got around to watching it and it was pretty good.

A lot more action packed than the original [Rec] which I absolutely loved. The original [Rec] played on the typical “scares” in horror films and teased them to such extremes that when things finally did jump out it was incredibly effective.

I was definitely interested when I heard [Rec]2 takes place exactly after [Rec] ends. [Rec]2 opens with a SWAT team en-route to the complex the original [Rec] took place in. We get a little intro to each characters personality before they’re dropped off in hell.

And this time… its just that.

[Rec]2 really explores the origin of what happened in [Rec] and actually doesn’t go the zombie route. In [Rec]2 everything is traced back to them being genuine demons.

I really liked this as it played on a lot of Christian ideology and also had a lot of creepy moments. One of my favorite moments is when the priest is interrogating a demon trying to find the source demon who is controlling them all. He asks it “Where are you!?” and the demon just replies “EVERYWHERE!”

Really cool commentary on how evil is everywhere, as the Christian ideology suggests.

There are a lot of cool action scenes (my favorites were the first person ones) and quite a few awesome surprises and cameos from the first film, including one huge return.

[Rec]2 reminded me a lot of the video game Doom at times and I think Hollywood would have been better trying to make a [Rec] style Doom movie than the action packed Doom movie they did make.

Anyways yeah, I recommend it. It carries on the [Rec] story very well and leaves room for a very interesting sequel if they go the route I imagine (taking the demons outside of the complex…)

Here’s some random cool screencaps.

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A Serbian Film

20.07.2010 Posted by: brandon in Movies

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A Serbian Film has been getting ridiculous amounts of internet hype lately on forums I go to. Being championed as one of, if not the most disgusting film ever to be made, A Serbian Film is director Srđan Spasojević’s first foray into full feature films.

From what I’ve read, A Serbian Film is meant only for international audiences. Serbia is a country that has spent decades suffering violent conflict, civil unrest, corruption and ethnic tensions and this film, supposedly, is meant to shed light on this.

I had read about a lot of the more infamous scenes before hand, which I will not go into here because they do border on the most graphic things you could possibly imagine. And to its credit… A Serbian Film does deliver everything its promised and in no way does it back out or do anything lightly.

I did enjoy the movie for what it is. As an artistic film, it actually had me more compelled in the first 40 minutes than it did in the 2nd 40 minutes and the 2nd 40 minutes is where all the mayhem is. The first part of the movie actually did a great job of touching on what I imagine real life is like for porn stars. You really do connect with these characters and understand the depths of their relationship and the pitfalls they encounter.

The 2nd half really seems to run out of actual story so they just drug the main character so he can do whatever the script says. The 2nd half of the film is spent in “flashback” basically, as Milos wanders from point A to point B, remembering sequences of depravity he already committed. This really hurts the film for me because theres never a feeling of “please stop” because you, as the viewer, know its already happened. The sense of disgust and anxiety these scenes are meant to cause its actually lessened, and less disgusting than the few scenes prior. They are also much less psychologically oriented, and do seem to be there for shock even if just a tad.

The final act however is very well done and does not suffer at all from the lack of disgust. The way the film uses the actual gore in the final act is impressive. Always used to gross you out more and more without ever truly going for shock.

The entire film is that way, actually. This film, while pushing extreme boundaries, knows how to keep its credibility. In a film filled with the most ludicrous acts I have ever witnessed in a movie, it actually kept its credibility and sincerity the entire time. Only in one scene does the tension ever lighten and the entire film is like walking on glass until the very end.

While it will not be remembered for it, A Serbian Film is actually a very beautiful film. Both the music, lighting and camera work are of the highest Hollywood qualities, and I sincerely mean that. I believe the production values of this film really help solidify its sincerity and credibility. This never at any moment feels like a cheap “shock” film made for $200,000 in a weekend. It never feels like a Troma-style gorefest. The entire time the film is very slow and at the same time visceral, with the artistic style a credible movie deserves.

In the end… I do like the film. As depraved as it is, I really did think it was good. Is it shocking at times? Yes. Is it disgusting at times? Absolutely. But did it do a good job of conveying several messages, including the truly disgusting and animalistic qualities of the human race that will never stop? Yes.

If you have a strong stomach and like the extreme, give it a shot. Do not go in lightly though; this is not a Hostel or Saw style torture porn with lots of gore. This is not a film that involves cool kills and buckets of blood. This film is a very visceral, intense and dark view of mankinds most primitive traits and the true evil of the human race.

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